It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. (pedig vicces...)
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.(megsértődik szegény)
Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. (és nem is tanácsos)
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.(és nem is szép dolog)
You may not educate dogs (maradjon hülye)